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dicksie3 9:17 Thu Oct 6
Old West Ham United songs that are no longer sung

Here's a couple that I know were very popular (according to the old man):

'U N I... T E D... West Ham United's the team for me!' (to the Jesus Christ Superstar tune)

'Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner'...

Did this very popular classic stop due to the ever increasing NON-LONDON supporters who started latching onto our club? I reckon so...

Krap not Pu 11:22 Tue Oct 11
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We don't carry irons, we don't carry lead,
We just carry hatchets , to bury in your head.

Always found that a reassuring ditty

mashed in maryland 10:13 Tue Oct 11
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united we stand 8:41 Mon Oct 10

That Keown chant made it onto a UK hiphop album now regarded as a classic.

Can't find it anywhere on youtube though which is bollocks.

The Keown/monkey bantz was fucking hilarious. Great days

TheBoleynBoy 12:01 Tue Oct 11
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Few years back would hear a group doing an eerie chant of "Suuuuuicide" I'm guessing that was the Suicide Firm from a few years ago.

eswing hammer 10:40 Mon Oct 10
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We are the West Ham the pride of the south
We hate thee Arsenal coz they are all mouth
We took their north bank and that was fuck all
The hammers will rise and the gunners will fall
La la la la la .....
You can stick your fuckin gunners up your Arse(sideways)
Repeat

dicksie3 9:04 Mon Oct 10
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Yeah, I think that it's great too.

Shame that there's almost no hope in hell of resurrecting it though!

The lyrics and tune have got to be proper simple for the popcorn div brigade to catch onto.

Chip Shop Charlie 8:52 Mon Oct 10
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dicksie3 8:46 Mon Oct 10

'Bow Bells are ringing for the claret and blue!'

One of my favorites too.

https://youtu.be/bYVhzPFy7kg

dicksie3 8:46 Mon Oct 10
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'Bow Bells are ringing for the claret and blue!'

Can't believe I missed that one! The old man reckons that this one was as popular as 'Bubbles' many moons ago.

I don't think too many of the proper old West Ham United songs could be resurrected as there are so many divs about now - they'll never get the words right and they'll probably rather just munch on popcorn.

united we stand 8:41 Mon Oct 10
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Great thread this!!!!

Keown he's got a monkey's head!!!

Fat aussíe wanker you're just a fat Aussie wanker - sung at mark viduka

We've got di canio....you've got our car stereo - sung at scousers

Swiss. 3:01 Mon Oct 10
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I'm West Ham the sailor man.

Lertie Button 9:00 Sun Oct 9
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"We're going to win the cup"

win a fucking game would be a start

DoubleDouble 4:57 Sun Oct 9
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We actually used to sing the Eastenders theme tunes when it first came out. Didn't last long..

yngwies Cat 2:16 Sun Oct 9
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The old North Banking singing to to Spurs keeper, Eric Thorstvedt

Eric the Foreskin, Eric the Foreskin.

Made me chuckle.

BubblesCyprus 1:58 Sun Oct 9
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davedownunder 5:06 Thu Oct 6

First song my Dad ever taught me !!

Nutsin 5:58 Sat Oct 8
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Went down to Tottenham in 81
Went in the park lane and had lots of fun
And when the game ended and west Ham had won
Crossie got four and the Jew boys got none

Went down to Tottenham in 83
Grabbed old Garth Crooks put him back in his tree
Get Ossie the paki and teach him to talk
da da da da da da da da da pork

Went down to Tottenham in 85
That's if there's anymore Jew boys alive
West Ham are ready and willing to ruck
The great Tottenham Hotspurs got battered to Fuck.

Don't remember the one line but I sure do remember the game When David Cross put four past them at WHL...

arsegrapes 2:49 Sat Oct 8
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West Ham boys we are here we shag your women and we drink your beer!

Psycho Psycho Psycho .....

jfk 1:51 Sat Oct 8
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Allouette cockney allouette ....

COOL HAND LUKE 1:47 Sat Oct 8
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Can you hear the ( ) sing,
I can't hear a fucking thing
Woah, woah...

("Go West"):
Posh Spice, is a dirty slag, (x2)
Posh Spice, takes it up the arse, (x2)

Becks liked that one...

jakehammer 12:01 Sat Oct 8
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shit, i've just gone through the thread and found it.
it was definitely based on tiny tim's tiptoe through the tulips.

i must always read the whole thread in future.
doh!

jakehammer 11:55 Fri Oct 7
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i'm sure i remember this from the late 60's, early 70's. (unless i'm delusional)


"tiptoe through the norf bank wiv your boots on
get your heads kicked in."

jakehammer 11:54 Fri Oct 7
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i'm sure i remember this from the late 60's, early 70's. (unless i'm delusional)


"tiptoe through the norf bank wiv your boots on
get your heads kicked in."

Ernest Faulkner 10:22 Fri Oct 7
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Leroy's boots...

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